Why did the chicken really cross the road? Read it here.

Well, you know how these surveys work. Ask a simple question and you sure get loads of answers and advice. For all those people who have nothing better to do, like me :), heres a small survey question and the answers from different famous people.

Why did Chicken Crossed the Road?

GANDHI: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

AZHARUDDIN: "I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES : And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

BILL GATES: The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Ahem... what??? They would sound like that anyway. ha ha ha...